//stalking//random thought//519pm//friday//27aug2010//

I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg knew 7 years ago that he was launching the #1 greatest invention for stalkers worldwide... I wonder what his thoughts were the day he found out...

Mark : (on phone) "what they wou.. no thats absur... well i mean i can see... oh..."



I wonder what life was like for stalkers the day caller ID was invented..

(ring ring)(ring ring)

Woman : "Hello?"
Stalker : (deep breathing)
Woman : (panicked) "Um, Hello?!? Im gonna call the cops.."
Stalker : (deep breathing, raspy voice) "whats your favorite scary movie... hang up and ill kill you"
Woman : "Jim, is that you?!"
Stalker : "um.. er.. no"
Woman : "Jim, i can see your name on my phone...  and i can see you next door rubbing cocoa butter on your belly button..  gross jim.."
(hang up)
Stalker : (sigh) "dang..."